Category Archives: ART

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The Record Books • Let England Shake

1959 compendium of dance instructions ‘for all the latest ways to cut a rug’.

The Record Books • Let England Shake

1959 compendium of dance instructions ‘for all the latest ways to cut a rug’.

Screenprint • 3 Birds

Four-colour screenprint. About as wide as a fish is long. You know, an average fish. That big. These are birds, though. Not fish. Want one? Visit The Rockpot.

Screenprint • 3 Birds

Four-colour screenprint. About as wide as a fish is long. You know, an average fish. That big. These are birds, though. Not fish. Want one? Visit The Rockpot.

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Muziek Op Maat (Music on Demand)

Dutch publisher EPN has used one of my images on the cover of a music textbook for schools, Muziek Op Maat. Delightful.

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Muziek Op Maat (Music on Demand)

Dutch publisher EPN has used one of my images on the cover of a music textbook for schools, Muziek Op Maat. Delightful.

26 May 2012

Today I took a picture of a parasol.  

26 May 2012

Today I took a picture of a parasol.  

25 May 2012

Today I took a picture of some cables.  

25 May 2012

Today I took a picture of some cables.  

24 May 2012

Today I took a picture of some trace.  

24 May 2012

Today I took a picture of some trace.  

The Record Books • Loveless

Lengthy novel, published in 1964, about the descent into madness of a sexually repressed secretary in London. It may well conclude in a bloodbath of violent retribution, but at over 350 pages of wooden prose, who’s ever going to know? 

The Record Books • Loveless

Lengthy novel, published in 1964, about the descent into madness of a sexually repressed secretary in London. It may well conclude in a bloodbath of violent retribution, but at over 350 pages of wooden prose, who’s ever going to know? 

Country App

If your favourite record was an app….

Country App

If your favourite record was an app….

23 May 2012

Today I took a picture of a poppy.  

23 May 2012

Today I took a picture of a poppy.  

The Record Books • Pet Sounds

Japanese pre-school board book. The buttons are to be pressed when the relevant animal is spotted on the pages of the book.

The Record Books • Pet Sounds

Japanese pre-school board book. The buttons are to be pressed when the relevant animal is spotted on the pages of the book.

The Record Books • At Folsom Prison

A collection of poetry written while in confinement (7 years for grand theft). Each poem is inspired by a book in the prison library. This copy was stolen from the library, by the author. Ooops.

The Record Books • At Folsom Prison

A collection of poetry written while in confinement (7 years for grand theft). Each poem is inspired by a book in the prison library. This copy was stolen from the library, by the author. Ooops.

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Painting • 7

Dimensions: about a quarter of a Subbuteo pitch. Acrylic paint.  

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Painting • 7

Dimensions: about a quarter of a Subbuteo pitch. Acrylic paint.  

The Record Books • Are You Experienced

Charismatic Harvard whizkid Hendrix’s self-help bible. A spin-off from his phenomenally successful TV reality show, ‘The Experience’.

The Record Books • Are You Experienced

Charismatic Harvard whizkid Hendrix’s self-help bible. A spin-off from his phenomenally successful TV reality show, ‘The Experience’.

The Record Books • Power Corruption and Lies

Pocket guide to best business practice by four experts, each renowned for their corporate and financial nous.

The Record Books • Power Corruption and Lies

Pocket guide to best business practice by four experts, each renowned for their corporate and financial nous.

The Record Books • The Man Machine

‘Pneumatic, insatiable Gloria Grunitsky’s wild rampage across Chicago’s fleshpots – chewing up men as she goes – leads to murderous mayhem she cannot control!!!…’ Yes, I think we get the idea.

The Record Books • The Man Machine

‘Pneumatic, insatiable Gloria Grunitsky’s wild rampage across Chicago’s fleshpots – chewing up men as she goes – leads to murderous mayhem she cannot control!!!…’ Yes, I think we get the idea.

22 May 2012

Today I took a picture of a lampshade.  

22 May 2012

Today I took a picture of a lampshade.  

21 May 2012

Today I took a picture of some beetles.  

21 May 2012

Today I took a picture of some beetles.  

20 May 2012

Today I took a picture of ‘Pietons’.  

20 May 2012

Today I took a picture of ‘Pietons’.  

19 May 2012

Today I took a picture of Jim.  

19 May 2012

Today I took a picture of Jim.  

The Record Books • Daydream Nation

60s radical thinker Kenton ‘Sonic’ Youth’s polemic about the refusal to embrace the tide of West Coast philosophies in his native country, Papua New Guinea.

The Record Books • Daydream Nation

60s radical thinker Kenton ‘Sonic’ Youth’s polemic about the refusal to embrace the tide of West Coast philosophies in his native country, Papua New Guinea.