Today I took a picture of a Portillo.
The day Mum met
She said: ‘I wanted to tell you how much I enjoy your programmes.’
He said: ‘Thank you very much. You may be interested to hear there’s a new series on America coming out in January.’
She said: ‘My son said he wasn’t sure it was you, as you’re not wearing yellow trousers.’
I said: ‘Time to go, Mum, time to go.’